Mosquitoes. Photo: Wallpaperen
Why do mosquitoes exist?
To suck our bloods, to sing? We can all agree that mosquitoes are the common enemy.
Just when you think that your best insecticide has done the work and you leave the windows open, they come in their troops to attack you for the injustice. We are forced to think they have evolved into bulletproof skin.
For those who do not know, Novartis has explained why you are their best friend:
Here are some of our funniest mosquito tweets:
*Fumigates house *
*Combines three insecticides*
*Sleeps under insecticide treated nets *
*Rubs Mosquito repellent creams all over the body *
LAGOS MOSQUITOES AT 10:00 PM pic.twitter.com/Onu1QxwA5Q
— Lidocaine (@trending_medic) August 17, 2018
Osogbo mosquitoes will pull down your socks, suck your blood and pull your socks back up.
— Bruised Wayne. (@Rrrrrabs) August 17, 2018
How can a mosquito enter my boxer nitori Ọlọ́run
— Josh (@sire_liljosh) August 17, 2018
In India, LG Electronics has started selling TV sets that use ultrasonic waves to repel mosquitos, even when the television is off.
— Fact (@Fact) August 17, 2018
I’m getting my toenails painted pink so they match the mosquito bites all over my legs
— Liz Climo (@elclimo) August 17, 2018
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